The following is a true story
Only the names have been changed
To protect the guilty

Well I left my job in my home town
And I headed for the smoke
Got a rock ´n´ roll band and a fast right hand
Gonna get to the top
Nothing´s gonna stop us, no nothing

So if you´ve got the money, we´ve got the sound
You put it up and we´ll put it down
If you´ve got the dollar, we´ve got the song
Just wanna boogie woogie all night long
Yeah boogie

I got holes in my shoes
I got holes in my teeth
I got holes in my socks
I can´t get no sleep
I´m trying to make a million

And I got patches on the patches
On my old blue jeans
Well they used to be blue
When they used to be new
When they used to be clean

But I´ve got a Mumma who´s a hummer
Just keeping me alive
While I´m in the band doing drinking with the boys
She´s working 9 to 5
She knows her place that woman

Just you wait
One of these days see me driving round town
In my Rock ´n´ Rolls Royce with the sun roof down
My bottle of booze, no summer time blues
Shouting out, "Look at me"
In my rock ´n´ roll voice

No it ain´t no fun, yeah
Waiting round to be a millionaire
No it ain´t no fun
Waiting round to be a millionaire

Do you believe me
It ain´t no fun, no
Waiting round to be a millionaire
It ain´t no fun, I don´t care what they say
Waiting round to be a millionaire

Drive a Rolls Royce car
No it ain´t no fun, and you know it
Waiting round to be a millionaire
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, ain´t no fun
Waiting round to be a millionaire

Got a million dollar scream
But it ain´t no fun, (ain´t no fun), oh no
No it ain´t no fun, (ain´t no fun), that´s what I said
But it ain´t no fun, (ain´t no fun), and I wanna be rich
No it ain´t no fun, (ain´t no fun), ain´t no fun digging this bitch
Ain´t no fun waiting round to be a millionaire, you better believe me
Ain´t no fun waiting round to be a millionaire x2
No it ain´t no fun waiting round to be a millionaire
No it ain´t no fun (ain´t no fun) x2
I ain´t having no fun (ain´t no fun)
No it ain´t no fun (ain´t no fun)
Ain´t no fun waiting round to be a millionaire, no no
Ain´t no fun waiting round to be a millionaire x2
No it ain´t no fun waiting round to be a millionaire

"Hey Hello Howard, how ya doin´?
"Next door neighbour?"
"Oh yeah... Get your fuckin´ jumbo jet off my airport"

(Ain´t no fun, ain´t no fun)
No it ain´t no fun, (ain´t no fun)
Hey it ain´t no fun, (ain´t no fun)
No it ain´t no fun, (ain´t no fun)
Ain´t no fun waiting round to be a millionaire x2
No it ain´t no fun, no it ain´t no fun, ain´t no fun
(Ain´t no fun waiting round to be a millionaire)
(Ain´t no fun...)