Get up early in the morning, going to the store.
Post, Kellogs, General Mills?
It´s the cereal war.
Fucking store never has the monsters and they never get more.
Post, Kellogs, General Mills?
It´s the cereal war.
I hope sexual chocolate is in stock, it´s got a condom in the box.
I´ll try some cocoa puffs
today who the fuck is Sonny anyway?
Some say Dino´s are the best, they´ve got more marshmallows than the rest.
There´s not a lot of cocoa in Cocoa Krispies, and always stay away from
Wheaties.
Now it´s dinner time and I´m going back to the store.
I had some Erkles, liked ´em a lot. It´s
the cereal war.
I wish I were Calvin or Hobbes, and then I could try Sugar Bombs.
The soggies will never get
Cap´n Crunch, I guess I´ll have Crunch Berries for lunch.
Breakfast cereals need to be sweet, that´s the only kind I´ll eat.
Give me sugar, not nuts and twigs!
Do I look like a fuckin´ squirrel to you?