It´s like I don´t care about nothing man
Roll another blunt
Ooohh

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why (why man)
´cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna go to class before I got high (come on y´all, check it out)
I could´a cheated and I could´a passed but I got high (uh uh la la da da)
I´m takin it next semester and I know why (why man) (yeah hey)
´cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

(go to the next one, go to the next one, go to the next one)
I was gonna go to work but then I got high (ohh, ohh)
I just got a new promotion but I got high (la da da da da)
Now I´m selling dope and I know why (why man) (yeah hey)
´cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high (no you wasn´t)
They took my whole paycheck and I know why (why man) (yeah hey)
´cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I wasn´t gonna run from the cops but I was high (uh, I´m serious man)
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high (uh)
Now I´m a paraplegic (ha ha ha) and I know why (why man) (yeah hey)
´cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna pay my car and note until I got high (say what say what)
I wasn´t gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high (uh uh)
Now the tow truck is pullin´ away and I know why (why man) (yeah hey)
´cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high (ooh) (im serious)
I was gonna eat your pussy too (ohhh) but then I got high
Now i´m jerking off (ahh) and I know why (turn this shit off ha ha ha)
´cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I messed up my entire life because I got high (go go go)
I lost my kids and wife because I got high (say what say what say what)
Now I´m sleepin´ on the side walk and I know why (why man)
(yeah hey)
´cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I´mma stop singing this song because I´m high (raise the ceiling... baby)
I´m singing this whole thing wrong because I´m high (bring it back)
And if I don´t sell one copy, I´ll know why (why man?) (yeah hey)
´cause I´m high
´cause I´m high
´cause I´m high
La la da da da da...
La da da da shoobe do be do wa skibitty do da da da la
Get jiggy with it scubbydooby wa
´cause I´m high
´cause I´m high
´cause I´m high

Yo my name is Afroman and I´m from East Palmville (East Palmville)
And all this jail weed I be smokin´ is bomb as hell (excellent delivery)
I don´t believe in Hitler that´s what I said (oh my goodness)
So all of you skins please give me more head...
(evil laughs) Muh´ fuck

(chicken noise)
Afro motherfuckin´ M A N (M A N)
A E I O U (A E I O U) and sometimes W (ha ha ha ha ha)

We ain´t gonna sell none of these motherfuckin´ albums ´cause
Let´s go back to Marshall Derby and hang some mo´ chickens ´cause fuck it

Fuck the corporate world, biatch!!