If you were Lucy
I´d be your Ricky
When you were juicy
I´d get real sticky
And when you´re magic
It makes me tricky, too

Yeah, I´m a Sony
You´re Panasonic
I´m heavy metal
You´re philharmonic
If you get earaches
I´d turn my volume down
A notch or two for you

´Cause I will do anything for you
Anything you want me to
I´m so adaptable to you
Was untrappable ´til you

I will do for you
Anything for you
Adaptable to you
Adaptable to you

If you do that fold out
I´ll scream and holler
But when you hold out
I´ll spend three dollars
One way or other, babe
I´ll spend the night with you
That´s true

Now, you ain´t no Hepburn
And I ain´t no Fonda
But if you were drownin´
In Golden Ponda
Mouth to mouth
I´d resuscitate with you

Because I´m so adaptable to you
Anything you want me to
I´m so adaptable to you
Was untrappable ´til you

I will do for you
Anything for you
Adaptable to you
Adaptable to you

Adaptable to you
So plug me into you

Say you´re Vampira
And needed plasma
And I was dying
From chronic asthma
I´d leave my death bed
To draw some blood for you
Just for you

Because I will do anything for you
Anything you want me to
And I will do anything for you
Anything you want me to
Yes, I´m so adaptable to you
Leave a craps table for you
On a winning streak

I will do for you
Anything for you
Adaptable to you
Adaptable to you