When you need more from Christmas
Than candy canes and toys
I´ll deliver something
To help fill up your void

There are no elves or reindeer
Working at this pole
But if you´ve been a good girl
I´ll warm you in the cold

Stockings aren´t the only things
Hung this holy night
I´ll make sure your Christmas is white
I got a special package
For you to unwrap
And then I´ll shower you with more gifts
From my giant sack

Just think how much better off we´d be
If everyone could get some Scottie
Underneath their tree

In the Christmas spirit
I´d even visit Jews
And put the joy of Christmas
Deep inside of you