I woke up this morning
I couldn´t get out of bed
I had a couple of drinks last night
I guess it went to my head
I slept through my wake up call
Forgot to feed the cat
There´s only one thing wrong
I don´t know where I´m at

Excuse, no use, it doesn´t work for me
You´ve had your chances, don´t bother me
Tic toc, just look at the clock, your life is passing by
You´ve had your chances, don´t bother me

I´ve got to get a move on
It´s a quarter to ten
I can´t find my keys at all
Forgot my suit again
I get to work, the boss says "late"
This happens everyday
Once more you´ve lost your job
I don´t care anyway

Excuse, no use, it doesn´t work for me
You´ve had your chances, don´t bother me
Tic toc, just look at the clock, your life is passing by
You´ve had your chances, don´t bother me

One drink is all you´re really asking for
But you want more
Yesterday I lost my job
It doesn´t bother me
I´ll do what I want and I´ll do it again
You just wait and see
Time for a drink and no time to think
With a bottle of rum
Well I´m running low and it´s time to go
Out to get me some

Excuse, no use, it doesn´t work for me
You´ve had your chances, don´t bother me
Tic toc, just look at the clock, your life is passing by
You´ve had your chances, don´t bother me