There´s no such thing as a harmless joke
There´s no such thing as a gentle toke
There´s no such thing as Panama Jack
Who´s got the crack, who´s got the crack
Who´s got the crack, who´s got the crack
I am a goat
In a moat
With a boat
Who´s got the crack, who´s got the crack
Who´s got the crack, who´s got the crack

I like it when my hair is poofy
I like you when you slip me a roofy
I like it when you´ve got the crack
Who´s got the crack, who´s got the crack
Who´s got the crack, who´s got the crack

I wanna be a hippie
But I forgot how to love
It´s hard to be a garbage man
When a sailor stole my gloves
I wanna be reckless
But I´m feeling so uptight
Put your mama in a headlock baby
And do it right
Who´s got the crack, who´s got the crack
Who´s got the crack, who´s got the crack
Who´s got the crack