A is for angry, which is what you are at me
A is for adult, which is what I´ll never be
A is for applesauce, my favorite meal
A is for Adam, which is how I sometimes feel;
Like I´m the only man on Earth, and I´ve forgotten what that´s worth
A is for Arthur, he´s a lovable drunk
A M & Azing, like Thelonius Monk
A is for argument, A is for apparent
A is for antagonism that´s not even there and
it´s just you begging for attention or something I won´t even mention

And I don´t even know why you keep on trying
Like I don´t even know why I keep on lying
There are millions of people in worlds of their own
And two of them can´t let go

A is for algebra, I learned it in school
A is what Fonzie said, ´cause he was very cool
A is for adversary, A is for affection
A is arousal, you are giving me an erection
C´mon I´m trying to show affection for longer than a half an hour

And I don´t even know why you keep on trying
Like I don´t even know why I keep on lying
There are millions of people in worlds of their own
And two of them can´t let go

I met a woman I used to know
Long before you, long ago
All I could say, after hello
Was "are you still single?"
A is for attitude I can´t help but wield
A is for arrogance; emotional shield
A is for acting, A is for abhorrently
A is for asshole, which is what I am, how rude of me.
I owe you an apology I´m sorry

And I don´t even know why you keep on trying
Like I don´t even know why I keep on lying
There are millions of people in worlds of their own
And two of them can´t let go