If I had a million dollars
(if I had a million dollars)
well I´d buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
if I had a million dollars
(if I had a million dollars)
I´d buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice Chesterfield or an Ottoman)
And if I had a million
(If I had a million dollars)
well I´d buy you a K-Car
(a nice reliant automobile)
And if I had a million dollars
I´d buy your love

If I had a million dollars
(I´d build a tree fort in our yard)
if i had a million dollars
(you could help it wouldn´t be that hard)
if I had a million dollars
(Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere)

You know we could just go in there and hang out
like open the fridge and stuff
And there´d already be foods laid out for us
like little prewrapped sausages and things
Mmmm, they have prewrapped sausages
but they don´t have prewrapped bacon
Well can you blame them? uh yeah!

If I had a million dollars
(if I had a million dollars)
Well I´d buy you a fur coat
(But not a real fur coat that´s cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(if I had a million dollars)
Well I´d buy you an exotic pet
(Yep! Like a lama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars
(if I had a million dollars)
Well I´d buy you John Merrick´s remains
(Oouh all them crazy elephant bones)
And if I had a million dollars
I´d buy your love

If I had a million dollars
(we wouldn´t have to walk to the store)
If I had a million dollars
(We´d take a Limousine cause it costs more)
If I had a million dollars
(We wouldn´t have to eat Kraft dinner)
But we would eat Kraft dinner
(Of course we would, we´d just eat more)
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
(That´s right! All the fanciest ket... Dijon Ketchup! Mmmm...)

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well I´d buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress that´s cruel)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well I´d buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well I´d buy you a monkey
(Haven´t you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had a million dollars
I´d buy your love

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
If I had a million doooooooooooooollars
I´d be rich