If I were you (and I wish that I were you)
All the things I´d do to make myself turn blue
I suppose I´d start by removing all my clothes,
tie my pantyhose around my neck

I´ll be that girl - and you would be right over
If I were a field, you would be in clover
If I were the sun, you would be in shadow
And if I had a gun, there´d be no tomorrow

If you will not have me as myself,
perhaps as someone else
Perhaps as you I´ll be worth noticing
Then even a eunuch won´t resist
The magic of a kiss from such as me

I´ll be that girl - and you would be right over
If I were a field, you would be in clover
If I were the sun, you would be in shadow
If I had a gun, there´d be no tomorrow

It´s time to kick off your shoes,
learn how to choose sadness
It´s time to throw off those chains,
addle our brains with madness

´Cause we´ve got plenty of time
to grow old and die
But when at last your beauty´s faded
you´ll be glad that I have waited for you

When you´re done
with being beautiful and young
When that course is run, then come to me

I´ll be that girl - and you would be right over
If I were a field, you would be in clover
If I were the sun, you would be in shadow
If I had a gun, there´d be no tomorrow

There´d be no tomorrow
There´d be no tomorrow
There´d be no tomorrow
There´d be no tomorrow