Huh, huh!
Hey!
Ooh, I need help!
Ooh!
Daddy!
Mommy!
Are you watching?
Wondering
If I am
Making this pointless sex tape right
I just keep on bitting
My arm
Maybe I´ll try masturbation

This awful drawn out tune
Is a total bore
So I turned to shock value
And made a gay porn
Dad, I´m a whore
Aren´t you proud of me?
Can´t ignore
Someone this trashy

Feed me
I am starving
I am crying out
For food
That´s why
I try to
Eat my
Fingers and bed sheets
I look like a gross malnourished J.B
My arm
Tastes like chicken

Hey!
Oh, oh, oh!
Wooo!

Miley, it´s me, Mickey
Stop being a slut!
Please, come back to Disney
And Hannah Montana!

No, I´m a whore!
Fuck you and Disney
Softcore porn!
Makes way more money

Fingering myself in milk
And rubbing on my tiny titties
Come join me

No way, you skank!
I´m not here to get nasty!

God, Mickey you don´t know what you´re missing!
Just give in and let´s screw

You can´t say no to me!
Be a mouse and score!

I need my morals, Miley

You need Hannah more

Could I ask for you?
To wear this wig, boo
Oh yeah! That´s it!
Hold this mic too
Oh baby!
Oh yes, that will do!
Oh God!

(Miley? Miley open up! It´s your daddy
Oh yeah!
The best of both worlds!
Oh sweet niblets!
Oh sweet niblets!
Oh sweet niblets!)