Remember when I was a teen
And did not look like a guy
My hair was long, I had clothes on
But now, I get nude and cry

Since the VMA´s
All the people say : I am a total skank
Grinded Robin Thicke
Made the whole crowd sick
Especially the Smith´s

I´m basically a wrecking ball
For the youth of Amercia
All I want is to brainwash them all
With my massive nipples
Under my tee
We must be like Miley

Now watch me ride a ball and try
To make a seductive face
But creepily I totally
Look just like Nicolas Cage

Time for me to lick
This hammer like it´s a big metal penis
I´ll lick anything
For more attention
This condom looks delish

I´m naked on a wrecking ball
Showing off my pale boobs and butt
Now I´m humping a broken wall
I went from Disney to twerk crazed and skanky
I need to get therapy

(Excuse me, I´m here for the porn
Bend over girl, let´s make this quick
What do you mean? This is not porn
Then why the hell are you naked?!
Because I wanna be whore
Who sluts to get more views
So that means, we don´t have to screw?
Thank God!
Excuse me?!
You are too dirty for Ron Jeremy
Sorry sweetie it´s true)

I ruined a beautiful song
With a disgusting video

(Okay this has gone on way too long
You need to get off of our construction site!
How do you expect us to work?!
With a crazy anorexic chick
Swingin naked from our equipment
And licking and humping everything she sees!)

Sorry, but I´m not leaving!

(Oh no, now she is twerking!
Dear God, just kill us now please!)