Well, it may sound stupid when I say it out loud
Like Im just jealous of his silver cloud
Hes crazy as hell, he drinks diet coke
He gets his nmes sent by air not boat

I wish I was him
He gets the girls at his feet
With all his cool friends
He gets his records for free
I wish I was him
He has no enemies
I wish I was him

Well, hes got six different flannel shirts
Airwalks not thongs
He even understands the words to pavement songs
Hes got his little fan club and his guitar toys
He loves smudge and the beastie boys

I wish I was him
He gets the girls at his feet
With all his cool friends
He gets his records for free
I wish I was him
He has no enemies
I wish I was him

Well, I feel much better now Ive let it all out
cause hes got big biceps and a masculine shout
I dont want to sound like Im being mean
But he plays guitar much faster than me

I wish I was him
He gets the girls at his feet
With all his cool friends
He gets his records for free
I wish I was him
He has no enemies
I wish I was him

[spoken: yknow he even knows the guys from dinosaur jr.
And he played on the first blake babies album, how awesome
And you know that black stripey shirt hes got?
Well, Ive got the same one, except its red, but its the same, yknow what I mean]

I wish I was him
He gets the girls at his feet
With all his cool friends
He gets his records for free
I wish I was him
He has no enemies
I wish I was him
I wish I was him