Even though Jeff was worried
They weren´t in a hurry
They planned a lovely honeymoon
Sue had a brand new Chevy
Conservative, in good taste
Only 30 payments due
They had outstanding tickets
They had no car insurance
But they had lots of things to do
They were getting organised
They had their plans all finalised
The date was set for Saturday

Susie and Jeffrey, they´re gonna get married
They´re going for a blood test

What if I don´t pass my blood test?
What about our marriage licence?
What if I can´t be deprogrammed?
Don´t act like it´s your last chance
We could have fun at the Spahn Ranch.
It´s not like Gordon Avenue

Susie and Jeffrey, they´re gonna get married
They´re going for a blood test
Jeffrey said "Let´s wait"
Sue took her foot off of the brake
He drove into a wall

Don´t get excited, now don´t shout!
I´ll scratch your eyes out
Now we can´t have our honeymoon!"
Don´t touch she´s my fiance!
Say, but I like the way you play
An autograph from Orson Welles

I´m a fan, here´s my record
It´s one we can´t get programmed
We want to give to all of you
They had a little argument
Sue took her foot off of the brake
He drove the car into a wall
They had a little argument
Sue took her foot off of the brake
He drove the car into a wall
They had a disagreement
Sue took her foot off of the brake
He drove the car into a wall