Who met this one on the m1
Who hasn´t stopped sucking his thumb
Who very straight and never grins
Who cars what car he´s driving in

He is because he saw it on a commercial break
And if he doesn´t get what he wants then he´ll get a headache
Because he needs it, wants it, almost loves it
He´s here on his own, on globe alone
Here on his own

Who joined health club to glisten
Into hi-fi precision
Who´s mobile phone gives him the bone
Who very keen on Sharon Stone

He is because he saw it on a commercial break
And if he doesn´t get what he wants then he´ll get a headache
Because he needs it, wants it, almost loves it
He´s here on his own, on globe alone

Here on his own, on globe alone

Who eats at the new brasserie
Who only ever gets Mary
Who wouldn´t be seen at bedtime
Without putting Calvin Kleins on

He is because he saw it on a commercial break
And if he doesn´t get what he wants then he´ll get a headache
Because he needs it, wants it, almost loves it
He´s here on his own, on globe alone
Here on his own, on globe alone, here on his own