I´m going down to Rose Marie´s
She never does me wrong
She puts it to me plain as day
And gives it to me for a song

It´s a wicked life but what the hell
The stars ain´t falling down
I´m standing outside the Taj Mahal
I don´t see no one around

Goin´ to Acapulco–goin´ on the run
Goin´ down to see fat gut–goin´ to have some fun
Yeah–goin´ to have some fun

Now, whenever I get up
And I ain´t got what I see
I just make it down to Rose Marie´s
´Bout a quarter after three

There are worse ways of getting there
And I ain´t complainin´ none
If the clouds don´t drop and the train don´t stop
I´m bound to meet the sun

Goin´ to Acapulco–goin´ on the run
Goin´ down to see fat gut–goin´ to have some fun
Yeah–goin´ to have some fun

Now, if someone offers me a joke
I just say no thanks
I try to tell it like it is
And keep away from pranks

Well, sometime you know when the well breaks down
I just go pump on it some
Rose Marie, she likes to go to big places
And just set there waitin´ for me to come

Goin´ to Acapulco–goin´ on the run
Goin´ down to see fat gut–goin´ to have some fun
Yeah–goin´ to have some fun