8 o´clock Monday night and I´m waiting
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me
Her name is Nona she´s a rocker with a nose ring
She wears a 2-way, but I´m not quite sure what that means

And when she walks, all the wind blows and the angels sing
But, she doesn´t notice me

Cause she´s watching wrestling
Creaming over tough guys
Listening to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes

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It´s like a bad movie; she´s looking through me, if you were me than you´d be,
Screaming, "someone shoot me, " as I fail miserably,
Trying to get the GIRL ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT...

She likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange
Her CD changer´s full of singers that are mad at their dad
She said she´d like to score some refer and a 40oz
She´ll never know that I´m the best that she´ll never have

And when she walks, all the wind blows and the angels sing
But, she´ll never notice me

Cause she´s watching wrestling
Creaming over tough guys
Listening to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes
She likes them with a mustache
Racetrack season pass
Driving in a Trans Am
Does a mullet make a man?

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There she goes again with fishnets on
And dread locks in her hair
She broke my heart I want to be sedated
All I wanted was to see her naked

Now I´m watching wrestling
Trying to be a tough guy
Listening to rap metal
Turn tables in my eyes
I can´t grow a mustache and I ain´t got no season pass
All I got´s a moped

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Cause she´s the girl all the bad guys want