I hit the bottle in the morning in the summer time
I quit my job cause it gets in the way
I find a party by the ocean buy the cheapest wine
Call up my friends to waste the day

I gotta dime bag, corduroys, colored sleeves,
And a bimble and some LSD
Now I´m just looking for a girl to meet
To help me forget my name

I could spend my lifetime getting high
Never wanna live in a suit and tie
Most of us are just livin a lie
That´s why we get fucked up every night

Oh I´ll get drunk all night
Oh I´ll get drunk all day
Oh I´ll get drunk all night
I´m sorry but I have to say
I´m too drunk to fuck

Now the party was jumpin
And the girls were fine, with the lipstick summer glaze
I got so many women comin after me
I put some pussy on layaway

I was smoked out, tore up, drunk as fuck
And I wouldn´t wanna change a thing
Young and dumb and full of cum
With a sugar loaded candy cane

I could spend my lifetime getting high
Never wanna live in a suit and tie
Most of us are just livin a lie
That´s why we get fucked up every night

Oh I´ll get drunk all night
Oh I´ll get drunk all day
Oh I´ll get drunk all night
Oh I´ll get drunk all day

Oh I´ll get drunk all night
Oh I´ll get drunk all day
Oh I´ll get drunk all night
I´m sorry but I have to say
I´m too drunk to fuck ya!

I´m too drunk to fuck ya!

I can´t eat, can´t sleep, and I´m bored as fuck
And the girl I want just walked away
She just found out I´m too drunk to fuck
It looks like I´m not getting laid

I could spend my lifetime getting high
Never wanna live in a suit and tie
Most of us are just livin a lie
That´s why we get fucked up every night

Oh I´ll get drunk all night
Oh I´ll get drunk all day
Oh I´ll get drunk all night
Oh I´ll get drunk all day

Oh I´ll get drunk all night
Oh I´ll get drunk all day
Oh I´ll get drunk all night
I´m sorry but I have to say
I´m too drunk to fuck ya!

I´m too drunk to fuck ya!

I´m too drunk to fuck ya

Somebody help me

Lord have mercy, Somebody help me
I´m can´t fucking breathe
I´m too drunk to fuck!