I've got a theory
by Buffy
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Giles:
I´ve got a theory
That it´s a demon
A dancing demon!
No, something isn´t right there.
Willow:
I´ve got a theory
Some kid is dreaming
And we´re all stuck inside his wacky Broadway nightmare
Xander:
I´ve got a theory
We should work this out
Anya, Giles, Willow and Xander:
It´s getting eerie
What´s this cheery singing all about?
Xander:
It could be witches!
Some evil witches!
Which is ridiculous ´cause witches they were persecuted and Wicca good and love the earth and woman power and I´ll be over here.
Anya:
I´ve got a theory!
It could be bunnies!
(Silence. Crickets chirping.)
Tara:
I´ve got a -
Anya: (belting)
Bunnies aren´t just cute like everybody supposes!
They´ve got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses!
And what´s with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies!
Bunnies!
It must be bunnies!
(Pyrotechnics.)
...Or maybe midgets.
Willow:
I´ve got a theory we should work this fast -
Willow and Giles:
Because it clearly could get serious before it´s passed.
Tara:
I´ve got a theory -
Buffy:
It doesn´t matter...
What can´t we face if we´re together?
What´s in this place that we can´t weather?
Apocalypse?
We´ve all been there
The same old trips
Why should we care?
Buffy, Anya, Giles, Tara, Willow And Xander:
What can´t we do if we get in it?
We´ll work it through within a minute
We have to try
We´ll pay the price
It´s do or die
Buffy:
Hey, I´ve died twice.
Buffy, Anya, Tara, Willow and Xander:
What can´t we face if we´re together?
Giles:
What can´t we face?
Buffy, Anya, Tara, Willow and Xander:
What´s in this place we can´t weather?
Giles:
If we´re together...
Buffy, Anya, Tara, Willow and Xander:
There´s nothing we can´t face
Anya:
...Except for bunnies.
I´ve got a theory
That it´s a demon
A dancing demon!
No, something isn´t right there.
Willow:
I´ve got a theory
Some kid is dreaming
And we´re all stuck inside his wacky Broadway nightmare
Xander:
I´ve got a theory
We should work this out
Anya, Giles, Willow and Xander:
It´s getting eerie
What´s this cheery singing all about?
Xander:
It could be witches!
Some evil witches!
Which is ridiculous ´cause witches they were persecuted and Wicca good and love the earth and woman power and I´ll be over here.
Anya:
I´ve got a theory!
It could be bunnies!
(Silence. Crickets chirping.)
Tara:
I´ve got a -
Anya: (belting)
Bunnies aren´t just cute like everybody supposes!
They´ve got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses!
And what´s with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies!
Bunnies!
It must be bunnies!
(Pyrotechnics.)
...Or maybe midgets.
Willow:
I´ve got a theory we should work this fast -
Willow and Giles:
Because it clearly could get serious before it´s passed.
Tara:
I´ve got a theory -
Buffy:
It doesn´t matter...
What can´t we face if we´re together?
What´s in this place that we can´t weather?
Apocalypse?
We´ve all been there
The same old trips
Why should we care?
Buffy, Anya, Giles, Tara, Willow And Xander:
What can´t we do if we get in it?
We´ll work it through within a minute
We have to try
We´ll pay the price
It´s do or die
Buffy:
Hey, I´ve died twice.
Buffy, Anya, Tara, Willow and Xander:
What can´t we face if we´re together?
Giles:
What can´t we face?
Buffy, Anya, Tara, Willow and Xander:
What´s in this place we can´t weather?
Giles:
If we´re together...
Buffy, Anya, Tara, Willow and Xander:
There´s nothing we can´t face
Anya:
...Except for bunnies.