I ask myself why are you still around
It´s just my 19th nervous breakdown
You sleep all day I´m working weekends
I´m sick of you and your stupid friends

You´re living life just like a dream
Lost in the scene

I´m so jaded, frustrated
I can´t pretend, everything´s cool when you
Won´t talk to me, leave me dirty laundry
To mess up my life
Get your shit together ´cause it´s
Who, whoa, whoa
Welcome to the real world
Whoa

You´re like a leech latching onto me
Sucking out all my energy
Out to diner and you´re on the phone
The bill comes but your wallet´s at home

You may be smooth, you may be fine
But you´re a waste of my time

I´m so jaded, frustrated
I can´t pretend, everything´s cool when you
Won´t talk to me, leave me dirty laundry
To mess up my life
Get your shit together ´cause it´s
Who, whoa, whoa
Welcome to the real world

Don´t you think you´ll ever get a clue
Tell you what you gotta do
Swear I won´t scream
And I won´t shout
Just take your trash and get out

I´m so jaded, frustrated
I can´t pretend, everything´s cool when you
Won´t talk to me, leave me dirty laundry
To mess up my life
Get your shit together ´cause it´s
Who, whoa, whoa
Maybe you should get a life
Whoa, whoa, whoa
I feel sorry for your future wife
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Welcome to the real world