When I woke up this morning I was feelin´ fine
But this cat starts banging man what a swine.
So I called reception but to no avail
That´s why I´m telling you this sorry tale.
It went bang - I said shut up

It went bang - I said rap up.
Well I´m aware that the guy must do his work
But the piledriver man drove me berserk.
He said captain
I said wot

{Refrain:}
He said captain
I said wot
He said captain
I said wot
He said captain
I said wot d´ya want

Once a lifetime
Twice a day
If you don´t work you get no pay.

I been to the east
I been to the west

But the girls I like best are the ones undressed.

Well
Hello Adam
Where you been?
I said a´stand aside ´cause I´m feelin´ mean

I´ve had a gutful of you and I´m feelin´ bad
´Cause you´re an ugly old pirate and ain´t I glad.

{au Refrain}

He said captain
I said wot
He said captain
I said wot
He said captain
I said wot
He said captain
I said wot

{au Refrain, x2}

He said captain
I said wot
He said captain
I said wot
He said captain
I said wot
He said captain
I said wot

{au Refrain, x2}

I said wot...