What manner of creature
Stands behind this counter
Man or machine is the big mystery
And with every transaction
Comes a sweet satisfaction
As I cement my place in history.
(Come on buy one you can have any one)
It´s just another sale
(Come on buy one you can´t get enough)
To this comics-selling alpha male.

I could sell comics to a blind man
(A Wednesday warrior through and through)
And you´ll buy everything I tell you to.
I sell comics baby.
(Come on buy one you can have any one)
I sell comics baby
(Come on buy one you can´t get enough)
Ooooooo......yeeeeaahh!

My fingers dance over
The cash register
You look so surprised
I leave your mouth agape
And it´s not just cause
I make King Kong
Look like just another ape
But it´s just another sale
(Come on buy one you can´t get enough)
To this comics-selling alpha male.

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