I know that you don´t love me
I know you hate my guts
I know the nasty things you say
About me, to those sluts
Well, maybe I´m a weasel
Maybe I´m a liar
Maybe I´m a skinny punk
Who couldn´t change a tire
I´m laying down and I´m playing dead
I ain´t fetchin´ no stick, no way, baby

I´ve always been this pasty
I´ve always been this shape
I´m just a teensy-weensy thing
Passed on by itsy-bitsy apes

I´m laying down and I´m playing dead
I ain´t fetchin´ no stick, no way, baby

You know that you could train me
You know I´d sit and beg
But you think I´m just a dirty dog
That tried to hump that pretty leg

I´m laying down and I´m playing dead
I ain´t fetchin´ no stick, no way, baby