I get drunk and I stumble to the phone and conjure up a bitch to bone when I´m alone
Fucked up, tore back I need to take a piss
Only when I´m drunk? I sing a song like this
My grandma and your grandma... Sittin by the fire
Hold on, turn that beat off!
No, keep it going
Crazy Town, yo y´all just not known´
I get drunk and start talking more shit and when I got a gun in my hand
You better get...Out ´Cause my brain just ain´t what it used to be
Forget trying to rationalize, cover your eyes.

I get....(Uh!)... damn I´m drunk.
I need a chunck, no better yet a hunk of that funk
I get....(Uh!)... damn I´m drunk.
I need a chunk, no better yet
A hunk of that funk

Yeah I´m good bad, dope I´m freaky fresh
I make hip-hop fans say "yes" "yes"
Crazy´s comin´ thru you know we´re gonna blow up
Hold up wait I think I´m gonna throw up, Na´ false alarm
I´m getting all ladies with my cool charm
When I get drunk I might even call my daddy a punk
Yeah, but only when I´m drunk.

CHORUS:
Yeah, only when I´m drunk
Only when I´m drunk It happens only when I´m drunk.

It goes, one for the chronic two for the amnesia
I´m that crazy white boy with the drinks in the freezer
Bust a one out, two out blitz type of rapper
That will get you out of your seat quicker than a car jacker
Sippin´ colt forty fever when I´m coolin´ with my people
Got ho´s in east Columbus when I´m Billy D. Rico
"Cause I move like I´m smooth like Like I´m Harry Belafonte
Lookin´ for them suckers that jumped my homey Le Le
All up in this bitch with the Gin and Tanqueray dink like Mr.Wendal smoke bud like Dr Dre.
But that´s cause I´m old enough to do that of shit
God damn. I gotta piss
I pass the mic to Mr. Shift.

I get drunk and can´t nobody whoop me
I´m trippin´ it must be that brew that Iwas sippin´
Kickin´ in, guess I shouldn´t have mixed it with the Gin
´Cause when I´m laying on my back I can feel the room spin
One too many, I reckon Feelin´ I got to hurl any second
Want to get up but can´t move
Feels like I´m stuck in a groove
What the fuck was I trying to prove
I got a knack for downin´ four-o´s
All the hos know them doobie bros
People call me shift I keep a fifth in my trunk
I might fuck an ugly bitch, but only when I´m drunk.

CHORUS:
Yeah, only when I´m drunk
Only when I´m drunk It happens only when I´m drunk.