I got this little kitty
about 10 years ago
I guess he´s not so little
He´s kind of old and slow

I wouldn´t call him ninja
no way no how
if anything I´d say,
he looks like a cow

My kitty´s so nice,
he´d never bite my hand
no he never gets in trouble
if he did he´d get slammed

But there was this one time
when he *accidentally* bit me
so he rubbed his face on my face
and apologized quickly

If there´s one thing I don´t like,
it´s when he licks
but then again,
who could resist, this

All he really does is just
sit in the chair
twenty-fo sev
like he just don´t care

His energy lacks,
he´s on the chair all day
He wouldn´t even move
if a gorilla was on the way (RAH!)

With this kitty,
I don´t worry bout a thing
He´s the nicest little kitty,
so we call him Persia?

My little kitty
doesn´t bite-i-ite
no he´s so nice nice nice
In the end
Sparta didn´t stand a chance, no
Persia had one that night
Hey little kitty,
ya your so nice
always doin´; what´s good, what´s right
Hey little kitty,
ya your so nice
so ni-i-ice

(clapping)

Hey little kitty
ya where´d you go?
oh, wait I think I know

Without a doubt
I´d thought that you´d be in your chair
but no it must be time for meow-mix

He knows his food sucks
but he´ll eat it anyway
people food equals a
tummy ache

And I don´t wanna be the one
to clean up his throw-up
plus we´re over that stage,
he was nice enough to grow up

And when he´s gotta poo
he knows what to do (meow)
Hey Dave let me out
I´ll be back in a few (ok)

Life´s so great
so much time to relax
ya life´s so great
when you´ve got my cat (word)

My little kitty
doesn´t bi-i-ite
no he´s so nice nice nice
In the end
Sparta didn´t stand a chance, no
Persia had one that night
Hey little kitty,
ya your so nice
always doin´ what´s good, what´s right
Hey little kitty,
ya your so nice
so ni-i-ice