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Will you stay in our Lovers´ Story
If you stay you won´t be sorry
´Cause we believe in you
Soon you´ll grow so take a chance
With a couple of Kooks
Hung up on romancing

We bought a lot of things
to keep you warm and dry
And a funny old crib on which the paint won´t dry
I bought you a pair of shoes
A trumpet you can blow
And a book of rules
On what to say to people
when they pick on you
´Cause if you stay with us you´re gonna be pretty Kookie too

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And if you ever have to go to school
Remember how they messed up
this old fool
Don´t pick fights with the bullies
or the cads
´Cause I´m not much cop at punching other people´s Dads
And if the homework brings you down
Then we´ll throw it on the fire
And take the car downtown

[CHORUS (repeat ad inf.)]