I stood under your bedroom window
Throwing up a brick
No one came I threw one more
That really did the trick
Your daddy came and banged my head
He said what kind of man
Is this that´s hanging ´round my girl
And threw me in the car
You´re a farmer´s daughter
You´re a farmer´s daughter
Why do I always get
The kinda girl I didn´t oughta get
I won´t get no more eggs and water
Now I´ve laid the farmer´s daughter

Imagine I was a full-grown man
And I could talk just right
Could I come and see you here
And do this every night
Wham! The door comes crashing down
Your daddy´s face all pale
Says come with me you hairy bum
I´ll put you in my jail
You´re a judge´s daughter
You´re a judge´s daughter
Why do I always get
The kinda girl I didn´t oughta v et
Now I´m getting jail and torture
´Cause I made the judge´s daughter

It seems they´re screaming law and order
When I go with anyone´s daughter

Woman I should like some peace
And daddy hold your tongue
I think you´re gonna die of fright
When I tell you what I´ve done
I can hear your tales and lies
You say I´m dumb and scraggy
But man this dumb and scraggy is
Your daughter´s baby´s daddy
She´s a lucky daughter
Such a lucky daughter
Why did I always get
The kinda girl I didn´t wanna get
Now I´ve got what I always fought for
´Cause I´ve married a rich man´s daughter