Read all about it; tell me
Have you heard the news?
Captain Bob - he don´t pay no dues
You know he´s looking in my window
He´s stepping on my toes
Don´t want the truth, and it goes to show

I got a joker up my sleeve
I know what to believe
It ain´t right just because
It´s in black and white
Find yourself a hero
Treat him like a friend
You build him up and tear him down again

It don´t hold a candle
Hold it to the light
Check it out
Is it wrong or right?
Is this the news of the world?
It´s just a pretty girl
She´s all the news that´s fit to print in

Black and white
Inside information, taken down note by note
A silent footstep, that´s all she wrote
Shit, that´s all she wrote
No need to worry, the baby´s gone to bed
Dreaming dirty dreams in black and white and red

Now I got nothing to fear
Is this the scoop of the year?
Headlines on my bathroom wall
In black and white