Help me I ain´t got no brains,
Help me I can´t feel no pain,
Help me I can´t stand the rain,
Help me before I drift away!

Help me I ain´t got no brains,
Help me I can´t feel no pain,
Help me I can´t stand the rain,
Help me before I drift away!

I´m the George Bush of this rap shit,
You can tell Randy Jackson to kiss my black ass,
I´m the white Obama bitch,
You could judge this when I flip middle finger up a little while I quit,
I´m sick of these people tryin´ to tell me what I got,
These thousand drums make you want a little click,
Put ´em around in there, make ´em drown in with,
These other rap stars are like clowns it´s sick,
Like Monica Lewinsky when She´s sucking on a 6 inch toothpick bitch,
Just got her boobs in so she can do it do it
Make a new clit. While these kids are downloading and he sounds profound,
Yeah I ain´t going down with my hand on my dick,
While the next world trade center blows up quick,
Hold up I think you need another doughnut Mr. officer,
Everybody go nuts!

Help me I ain´t got no brains,
Help me I can´t feel no pain,
Help me I can´t stand the rain,
Help me before I drift away!

Help me I ain´t got no brains,
Help me I can´t feel no pain,
Help me I can´t stand the rain,
Help me before I drift away!

Look what I´ve become,
This place I´ve begun,
Started as The One and still don´t give a fuck,
These bitches gettin´ love,
No more Grenade a´ Dove,
You 30 rappers *blech*,
You still ain´t gotta buzz,
You can dream, you can dream but you gonna suck,
I got the voice and the lips baby turn it up,
I don´t need MTV when I sell this much,
I´d rather be on Carson Daily than Oprah, son,
I am better than that,
I´m a veteran, kid,
Get these kids offa medicine bitch,
Who´s better than him,
I´mma ruin that bitch,
I´mma tell you once now I´mma tell you again,
At least fight back, pussy,
Give me a challenge,
I´m the BOSS motherfucker you don´t want no static,
B-O-S-S, Deuce is back bitch,
Yo Truth (what´s up),
Pass the automatic!

Help me I ain´t got no brains,
Help me I can´t feel no pain,
Help me I can´t stand the rain,
Help me before I drift away!

Help me I ain´t got no brains,
Help me I can´t feel no pain,
Help me I can´t stand the rain,
Help me before I drift away!

Yeah!
These labels want to put me away for good,
They wanna keep me in the hood,
But I keep swinging right back like you know I should,
Making history in the books,
You suck,
There´s no buts,
The whole music industry can lick my nuts,
Motherfucker I ain´t got no love for some fake ass wannabe Donald Trump!

Help me I ain´t got no brains,
Help me I can´t feel no pain,
Help me I can´t stand the rain,
Help me before I drift away!

Help me I ain´t got no brains,
Help me I can´t feel no pain,
Help me I can´t stand the rain,
Help me before I drift away!