There once was a kid named Deuce
Who got sick and tired of being picked on
So he got himself a nice 22
Click boom, now he´s on the fuckin news

Now who´s the king of these rap acts? American Bad ass
They say he´s a class act, no wonder he´s jabbed at
That´s why they put me up in lights and I rap back
And have these critics wanna mimic my crack ass
He ain´t no cinic but he knows where your dad´s at
They ain´t gonna finish til´ they send you to Bagdhad
And minute by minute they goin´ pull you right in it
You go´ end up at clinics because they put you on xanax
But don´t you worry I´m back ya Deuce is back with a black hat
Cape and a black cat baby I´m the new Batman
You know only sarah can grab that
I don´t need no groupies trying to grab at my pants
Hoping that I´m gonna go back and tax that
I aint endin´ up in no place with no bad rash.
How come I get laughed at by media trash bags,
Just because I´m white and I sing like I´m half black

Now you see my life and it looks so pretty looks so pretty
You want what you can´t have and you know that´s too damn bad
Try and take my pride we both know that´s silly know that´s silly.
You want what you can´t have and you know that´s too damn bad.

Soon as my voice´s touch´s or even get´s close to a track
It´s rat-a-tat-tat-tat I´m droppin´ bomb´s on they asses
Burn you up in the ashes ya I´m back to my old tactics,
Rappin to slay faggots and rappers who aint have what it take´s
So I straight jack ´em, Slap em´ I aint laughin´,
This is where it gets tragic homie you aint matchin´ me or my ryhmes
Half black half white rapper tryna´ downgrade my skills
Tellin everyone I´m wack, shit what about your habbit?
Slangin´ dope on the streets from your one bedroom apartment.
"Hey look, it´s me Cartman I´m retarted"
Don´t get me started how these old farts tryn´ pick apart my religion,
Of course I´m gifted ain´t no god but I´m lifted.
Listen I´m the wizkid who grew up a little different.
Welcome to my life bitch, It´s my last mission.

Now you see my life and it looks so pretty looks so pretty
You want what you can´t have and you know that´s too damn bad
Try and take my pride we both know that´s silly know that´s silly.
You want what you can´t have and you know that´s too damn bad.

I was born to rip shit, Born with too much wit,
That´s why they call me the wizkid cuz I drop hits.
Mimic me? I´m too sick, you can´t hang I´m too quick.
What´s my name? DEUCE BITCh, it´s the new shit.
Leavin´ ego´s bruised in ya you´re trapped you´re stupid.
Try and step in my shoes but it´s foolish.
I´m coo coo homie I got screw´s loose.
Fuck Tool you can kiss my ass too bitch. You and your affiliates,
You´re worth two cents of my time and a few bars so move bitch.
As long as I´m doing music, I´ma be a nuesence, It´s a new movement.

Now you see my life and it looks so pretty looks so pretty
You want what you can´t have and you know that´s too damn bad
Try and take my pride we both know that´s silly know that´s silly.
You want what you can´t have and you know that´s too damn bad.

Now you see my life and it looks so pretty looks so pretty
You want what you can´t have and you know that´s too damn bad
Try and take my pride we both know that´s silly know that´s silly.
You want what you can´t have and you know that´s too damn bad.