I like your brother
I like your mother
And I like you!
I like you too

We´ll get a preacher
A preacher already?
I´ll buy the ring
And we can hire a band
With a violin and an accordeon
And a tenor who can sing

You and me, you and me, baby
You and me...

We´ll have a kid
Oh... we may have to rent one
He´s got to be straight
´Cause we don´t want a bent one
We sure want no bent one

He will drink his baby booze
From a big breast cup
Someday he´ll may be president
If things loosen up

You and me, you and me, baby
You and me...

When our kids are grown
With kids of their own
They´ll send us away
To a little home in Florida
Where we can play checkers
Playin´ checkers can be fun

You and me, you and me, baby
You and me...