It´s just like Noah´s ark
There´s two of every kind
Pretty girls and boys in drag
Walking a fine thin line
Shaking hands and bussing cheeks
Licking their lips like they could eat
Me alive in a couple of weeks
Yea just like Noah´s ark

Italiano promotion men
Chomping a big cigar
Slapping backs and making cracks
About the fags in the bar
Radio boss dipping his nose in a little white packet
You put it out son and we´ll all back it
Yea it´s just like Noah´s ark

[chorus:]
And the waves are crashing round us
But we´re ready for the flood
And we don´t need a sign like an olive branch
In the beak of a snow white dove
We´re not as dumb as we might look
You can´t keep us in the dark
With me and you it´s two by two just like Noah´s ark

These four walls have seen
The Cockettes and the Casters
From San Francisco to Ohio
I´ve seen beauty and disaster
Cocky young roosters and little chicks
Flashing smiles, shaking them hips
Trying to hook it up for the late night shift
Here in Noah´s ark

[repeat chorus]

And we wrote it as we saw it from the centre of the stage
All access to the liars who claim they wrote a page
But for every tiny dancer there´s a dog that´s had its day
The truth is never quite the same as what the papers say

[repeat chorus]