Another bride, another June
Another sunny honeymoon
Another season, another reason
For makin´ whoopie
A lot of shoes, a lot of rice
The groom is nervous, he answers twice
It´s really killin´ that he´s so willin´
To makin´ whoopie

Picture a little love nest
Down where the roses cling
Picture the same sweet love nest
Think what a year can bring

He´s washing dishes and baby clothes
He´s so ambitious, he even sews
But don´t forget folks, that´s what you get folks
For makin´ whoopie

Another year or maybe less
What´s this I hear, well can you guess
She feels neglected, and he´s suspected
Of makin´ whoopie

She sits alone most every night
He doesn´t phone her, he doesn´t write
He says he´s busy, but she says "is he?"
He´s makin´ whoopie

He doesn´t make much money
Only five thousand per
Some judge who thinks he´s funny
says you´ll pay six to her

He says, "now judge suppose I fail?"
The judge says, "budge right into jail"
You´d better keep her, I think it´s cheaper
Than makin´ whoopie

You´d better keep her, I think it´s cheaper
Than makin´ whoopie