Take off your shoes, hang up your wings
Stack up the chairs, roll up the rug
Savor the things that sobriety brings
Drain in the last from a jug
But when I hit the bottle, there´s no tellin´ what I´ll do
´Cause something deep inside me wants to turn you black and blue
I can´t resist you, I can´t wait
To twist your loving arms till you capitulate

Beat me in the kitchen, and I´ll beat you in the hall
There´s nothing I love better than a free for all
To take your pretty neck and see which way it bends
But when it is all over we will still be friends

Wave a white flag, put away the pistol
Too many people just can´t get kissed
But if there´s nothin´ I can do to make amends, baby
Hope you don´t murder me

Oh, was it all right, or was it okay
I´ll make it all up to you someday
Oh, but you didn´t have to laugh that way
Oh, no, you didn´t have to laugh that way

Wave a white flag, put away the pistol
Too many people just can´t get kissed
But if there´s nothin´ I can do to make amends, baby
Hope you don´t murder me
Gee, baby, hope you don´t murder me