Thank God I´m pretty
The occasional free drink I never asked for
The occasional admission to a seedy little bar
Invitation to a stranger´s car
I´m blessed
With the ability to rend a grown man tongue-tied
Which only means that when it´s dark outside
I have to run and hide can´t look behind me
Thank God I´m pretty

Thank God I´m pretty
Every skill I ever have will be in question
Every ill that I must suffer merely brought on by myself
Though the cops would come for someone else
I´m blessed
I´m truly privilaged to look this good without clothes on
Which only means that when I sing you´re jerking off
And when I´m gone you won´t remember
Thank God I´m pretty

Thank you God
Oh, lord
Thank you God
Oh, oh and when a gaggle of faces appears around me
It´s lucky I hate to be taken seriously
I think my ego would fall right through the cracks in the floor
If I couldn´t count on men to slap my ass anymore
I know my destiny´s such, that I´m all stocking and curl
So everybody thinks that I´m a fucking suicide girl

Thank you God
For the occasional champagne I never asked for
The occasional admission to a seedy little bar
Invitation to a stranger´s car
I´m blessed
With the ability to rend a grown man tongue-tied
Which only means that when it´s dark outside
I have to run and hide can´t look behind me
Thank God I´m pretty

Thank God
Thank God
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you God!