My dad's gone crazy
by Eminem
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Hailie: Daddy what are you doing?
Eminem and Hailie: Okay then! Everybody listen up!
Eminem: I´m goin´ to hell! Who´s comin´ with me???!
Hailie: Somebody please help him! I think my dad´s gone crazy...
Verse 1
There´s no mountain I can´t climb, there´s no tower too high, no plane that I can´t learn how to fly what do I gotta do to get through to you, to show you there ain´t nothin´ I can´t take this chainsaw to? Fuckin´ brains, brawn and brass balls, I cut´em off, and got´em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar inside of a hall with my framed autographed sunglasses with Elton John´s name on my GLAAD wall, I´m out the closet, I´ve been lyin´ my ass off All this time me and Dre been fuckin´ with hats off (Suck it, Marshall). So tell Laura and her husband to back off before I push this muthafuckin´ button and blast off and launch one at these Russians and that´s all blow every fuckin´ thing except Afghanistan on the map off. When will it stop? When will I knock the crap off? Hailie, tell ´em baby,( My Dad´s Lost It!!)
There´s really nothin´ else to say, I... I can´t explain it I think my dad´s gone crazy A little help from Hailie Jade, won´t you tell ´em baby I think my dad´s gone crazy There´s nothin´ you could do or say that could ever change me think my dad´s gone crazy here´s no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie I think my dad´s gone crazy
Verse 2
It´s like my mother always told me, rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana and codeine and goddammit you little muthafucker if you ain´t got nuthin´ nice to say then don´t say nuthin´.. uh, fuck that shit bitch eat a muthafuckin´ dick, chew on a prick and lick a million muthafuckin´ cocks per second, I´d rather put out a muthafuckin´ gospel record I´d rather be a pussy whipped bitch, eat pussy, and have pussy lips glued to my face with a clit ring in my nose then quit bringin´ my flows quit givin´ me my ammo. Can´t you see why I´m so mean? If y´all leave me alone this wouldn´t be my M.O. I wouldn´t have to go, eenee, meenee, meini, mo, catch a homo by his toe, man I don´t know no more am I the only fuckin´ one who´s normal any more? Dad...
Verse 3
My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise at the same time, can make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme see what you´re seein´ is a genius at work, which to me isn´t work, so it´s easy to misinterpret it at first cus when I speak, it´s tongue-in-cheek, I´d yank my fuckin´ teeth before I´d ever bite my tongue I´d slice my gums, get struck by fuckin´ lightning twice at once and die and come back as Vanilla Ice´s son and walk around the rest of my life spit on, and kicked and hit with shit everytime I sung like R. Kelly as soon as "Bump and Grind" comes on. More pain inside of my brain than the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane aimed at the World Trade, standin´ on Ronnie´s grave, screamin´ at the sky, till clouds gather, it´s Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade and that´s pretty much the gist of it, the parents are pissed but the kids love it. 9 millimeter heater stashed in 2 seaters with meat cleavers I don´t blame you, I wouldn´t let Hailie listen to me neither...
Hailie:
Crazy
Ha Ha Ha
You´re Funny Daddy!
There´s really nothin´ else to say, I... I can´t explain it I think my dad´s gone crazy A little help from Hailie Jade, won´t you tell ´em baby I think my dad´s gone crazy There´s nothin´ you could do or say that could ever change me I think my dad´s gone crazy There´s no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie I think my dad´s gone crazy
Verse 2
It´s like my mother always told me, rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana and codeine and/ goddammit you little muthafucker if you ain´t got nuthin´ nice to say then don´t say nuthin´..uh, fuck that shit bitch eat a muthafuckin´ dick, chew on a prick and lick a million muthafuckin´ cocks per second, I´d rather put out a muthafuckin´ gospel record I´d rather be a pussy whipped bitch, eat pussy, and have pussy lips glued to my face with a clit ring in my nose then quit bringin´ my flows quit givin´ me my ammo. Can´t you see why I´m so mean? If y´all leave me alone this wouldn´t be my M.O. I wouldn´t have to go, eenee, meenee, meini, mo, catch a homo by his toe, man I don´t know no more/am I the only fuckin´ one who´s normal any more? Dad...
Verse 3
My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise at the same time, can make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme see what you´re seein´ is a genius at work, which to me isn´t work, so it´s easy to misinterpret it at first cus when I speak, it´s tongue-in-cheek, I´d yank my fuckin´ teeth before I´d ever bite my tongue I´d slice my gums, get struck by fuckin´ lightning twice at once and die and come back as Vanilla Ice´s son and walk around the rest of my life spit on, and kicked and hit with shit everytime I sung like R. Kelly as soon as "Bump and Grind" comes on. More pain inside of my brain than the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane aimed at the World Trade, standin´ on Ronnie´s grave, screamin´ at the sky, till clouds gather, it´s Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade and that´s pretty much the gist of it, the parents are pissed but the kids love it. 9 millimeter heater stashed in 2 seaters with meat cleavers I don´t blame you, I wouldn´t let Hailie listen to me neither...
Hailie:
Crazy
Ha Ha Ha
You´re Funny Daddy!
Eminem and Hailie: Okay then! Everybody listen up!
Eminem: I´m goin´ to hell! Who´s comin´ with me???!
Hailie: Somebody please help him! I think my dad´s gone crazy...
Verse 1
There´s no mountain I can´t climb, there´s no tower too high, no plane that I can´t learn how to fly what do I gotta do to get through to you, to show you there ain´t nothin´ I can´t take this chainsaw to? Fuckin´ brains, brawn and brass balls, I cut´em off, and got´em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar inside of a hall with my framed autographed sunglasses with Elton John´s name on my GLAAD wall, I´m out the closet, I´ve been lyin´ my ass off All this time me and Dre been fuckin´ with hats off (Suck it, Marshall). So tell Laura and her husband to back off before I push this muthafuckin´ button and blast off and launch one at these Russians and that´s all blow every fuckin´ thing except Afghanistan on the map off. When will it stop? When will I knock the crap off? Hailie, tell ´em baby,( My Dad´s Lost It!!)
There´s really nothin´ else to say, I... I can´t explain it I think my dad´s gone crazy A little help from Hailie Jade, won´t you tell ´em baby I think my dad´s gone crazy There´s nothin´ you could do or say that could ever change me think my dad´s gone crazy here´s no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie I think my dad´s gone crazy
Verse 2
It´s like my mother always told me, rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana and codeine and goddammit you little muthafucker if you ain´t got nuthin´ nice to say then don´t say nuthin´.. uh, fuck that shit bitch eat a muthafuckin´ dick, chew on a prick and lick a million muthafuckin´ cocks per second, I´d rather put out a muthafuckin´ gospel record I´d rather be a pussy whipped bitch, eat pussy, and have pussy lips glued to my face with a clit ring in my nose then quit bringin´ my flows quit givin´ me my ammo. Can´t you see why I´m so mean? If y´all leave me alone this wouldn´t be my M.O. I wouldn´t have to go, eenee, meenee, meini, mo, catch a homo by his toe, man I don´t know no more am I the only fuckin´ one who´s normal any more? Dad...
Verse 3
My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise at the same time, can make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme see what you´re seein´ is a genius at work, which to me isn´t work, so it´s easy to misinterpret it at first cus when I speak, it´s tongue-in-cheek, I´d yank my fuckin´ teeth before I´d ever bite my tongue I´d slice my gums, get struck by fuckin´ lightning twice at once and die and come back as Vanilla Ice´s son and walk around the rest of my life spit on, and kicked and hit with shit everytime I sung like R. Kelly as soon as "Bump and Grind" comes on. More pain inside of my brain than the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane aimed at the World Trade, standin´ on Ronnie´s grave, screamin´ at the sky, till clouds gather, it´s Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade and that´s pretty much the gist of it, the parents are pissed but the kids love it. 9 millimeter heater stashed in 2 seaters with meat cleavers I don´t blame you, I wouldn´t let Hailie listen to me neither...
Hailie:
Crazy
Ha Ha Ha
You´re Funny Daddy!
There´s really nothin´ else to say, I... I can´t explain it I think my dad´s gone crazy A little help from Hailie Jade, won´t you tell ´em baby I think my dad´s gone crazy There´s nothin´ you could do or say that could ever change me I think my dad´s gone crazy There´s no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie I think my dad´s gone crazy
Verse 2
It´s like my mother always told me, rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana and codeine and/ goddammit you little muthafucker if you ain´t got nuthin´ nice to say then don´t say nuthin´..uh, fuck that shit bitch eat a muthafuckin´ dick, chew on a prick and lick a million muthafuckin´ cocks per second, I´d rather put out a muthafuckin´ gospel record I´d rather be a pussy whipped bitch, eat pussy, and have pussy lips glued to my face with a clit ring in my nose then quit bringin´ my flows quit givin´ me my ammo. Can´t you see why I´m so mean? If y´all leave me alone this wouldn´t be my M.O. I wouldn´t have to go, eenee, meenee, meini, mo, catch a homo by his toe, man I don´t know no more/am I the only fuckin´ one who´s normal any more? Dad...
Verse 3
My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise at the same time, can make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme see what you´re seein´ is a genius at work, which to me isn´t work, so it´s easy to misinterpret it at first cus when I speak, it´s tongue-in-cheek, I´d yank my fuckin´ teeth before I´d ever bite my tongue I´d slice my gums, get struck by fuckin´ lightning twice at once and die and come back as Vanilla Ice´s son and walk around the rest of my life spit on, and kicked and hit with shit everytime I sung like R. Kelly as soon as "Bump and Grind" comes on. More pain inside of my brain than the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane aimed at the World Trade, standin´ on Ronnie´s grave, screamin´ at the sky, till clouds gather, it´s Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade and that´s pretty much the gist of it, the parents are pissed but the kids love it. 9 millimeter heater stashed in 2 seaters with meat cleavers I don´t blame you, I wouldn´t let Hailie listen to me neither...
Hailie:
Crazy
Ha Ha Ha
You´re Funny Daddy!
