Steve berman (skit)
by Eminem
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EM: Heey!
SB: Hey Em, what´s up?
EM: Steve Berman, what´s goin on man, how´re you doing?
Good to see you again! What´s up?
SB: Em, could you come in here and have a seat please um..
EM: Yeah
SB: Vinessa, shut the door
VN: Okay
EM: So what´s up, how´s orders looking for the first week?
SB: It would be better if you gave me nothing at all.
This album is less than nothing.
I can´t sell this fucking record.
EM: Wha..
SB: Do you know what´s happening to me out there?
EM: W..wha..what´s the problem?
SB: Violet Brown told me to go fuck myself.
EM: Who´s Violet...
SB: Tower Records told me to shove this record up my ass
Do you know what it feels like to be told to have a record shoved up your ass?
EM: Well..I umm
SB: I´m going to loose my fucking job over this
Do you know why Dre´s record was so sucessful? He´s rapping about big
screen tv´s, blondes, 40´s and bitches. You´re rapping about homosexuals
and vikidin... I can´t sell this shit.
EM: Wha...
SB: Either change the record or it´s not coming out
EM: Wha..
SB: Now get the fuck out of my office
EM: What am I sp..
SB: Now!
EM: Alright man, whatever.....
SB: Hey Em, what´s up?
EM: Steve Berman, what´s goin on man, how´re you doing?
Good to see you again! What´s up?
SB: Em, could you come in here and have a seat please um..
EM: Yeah
SB: Vinessa, shut the door
VN: Okay
EM: So what´s up, how´s orders looking for the first week?
SB: It would be better if you gave me nothing at all.
This album is less than nothing.
I can´t sell this fucking record.
EM: Wha..
SB: Do you know what´s happening to me out there?
EM: W..wha..what´s the problem?
SB: Violet Brown told me to go fuck myself.
EM: Who´s Violet...
SB: Tower Records told me to shove this record up my ass
Do you know what it feels like to be told to have a record shoved up your ass?
EM: Well..I umm
SB: I´m going to loose my fucking job over this
Do you know why Dre´s record was so sucessful? He´s rapping about big
screen tv´s, blondes, 40´s and bitches. You´re rapping about homosexuals
and vikidin... I can´t sell this shit.
EM: Wha...
SB: Either change the record or it´s not coming out
EM: Wha..
SB: Now get the fuck out of my office
EM: What am I sp..
SB: Now!
EM: Alright man, whatever.....