[Intro]
Yeah! Oh! Get Up! I said get up! Let´s go!
Better watch out, now
Here we come (come)
And we ain´t stoppin´ until
We see the mornin´ sun (sun)
So give us room to do our thing
Cuz we ain´t come to hurt no one (one)
So everybody come on get up on the floor
Right now and grab someone (one)

[Verse 1]
Now first of all I´m the boss
I just wanna get that across
Man even my Dentist hates when I floss
Pull up to the club in a Pinto likes it´s a Porsche
Garbage bag for one of the windows
Spray-painted doors with the flames on ´em
Michigan plates and my name´s on ´em
Baby, Shady´s here come on get him
If you dames want ´em
But he ain´t stupid so quit tryin´ to run them games on him
He´s immune to Cupid, why you tryin´ to put your claims on him?
Cuz you won´t do to me what you did to the last man
Now climb in back try not to kick over the gas can
There´s a half a gallon in it, that could be our last chance
We have of just gettin´ home, now could I get that lap dance?
She´s got a tattoo of me right above her ass man
In the streets of Warren, Michigan we call ´em tramp stamps
That means she belongs to me, time to put the damn clamps
Down and show this hussy who´s the man
Now, get up, dance!

[Chorus]
Now you can do this on your own
But everyone knows that no one likes to be alone
So get on the floor and grab somebody!
Ain´t nothin´ but a White Trash Party!
So let´s have us a little bash
And if anyone asks
It ain´t no one but us trash
You dunno, you better akse somebody
Cuz we´re havin´ a White Trash Party!

[Verse 2]
Pull a fifth of Bacardi from outta my underwear
And walk around the party without a care
Like a body without a head
Lookin´ like a zombie from Night of the Livin´ Dead
And tomorrow I´ll still be too high to get outta bed
Til I feel like I been hit wit the sharp part´a the hammer
Mixin´ Hennessey and Fanta with Pepto and Mylanta
I shoot the gift like I´m hollerin´ "Die Santa!"
Missed the tree and hit Rudolph and two innocent bystanders
So quit tryin´ ta play the wall like you ballin
Get on the floor when the beat drops and stop stallin´
They call me the Stephon Marbury of rap, darlin´
Cuz as soon as they throw on some R-Kelly I start ballin´
Makin´ it rain for the ladies in the mini´s
But I´m not throwin´ ones, fives, tens, or even twenties
I´m throwin´ quarters, nickels, dimes, pennies up at skinnies
Man I do this for them bunnies up at Denny´s
From the north, east and west, but when
It comes to them trailers in them South Parks
Muffle it, cuz homie that hood´s tighter then Kenny´s
So ladies if your belly button´s not an innie then I´m outie
Now hop in my minivan, let´s get rowdy
C´mon

[Chorus]
Now you can do this on your own
But everyone knows that no one likes to be alone
So get on the floor and grab somebody!
Ain´t nothin´ but a White Trash Party!
So let´s have us a little bash
And if anyone asks
If there ain´t no one but us trash
You dunno, you better akse somebody
Cuz we´re havin´ a White Trash Party!

[Verse 3]
Now whether you´re black, white or purple
If you´re misunderstood
But you don´t give a fuck
You weren´t doin´ shit that you should
Long as you know you´re up to evil
And you´re no damn good
Get on the floor, man, and rep your ´hood
Now honey, don´t let them pricks trip
We should make a quick dip
And go do some donuts in the hospital parkin´ lot
Cuz girl I got a sick wip
Kick the back window outta my grill and
Put two milk crates in the trunk
Rip out the stick shift and
Make a five seater
I´ll be damned if I feed a chick
It ain´t like me to split a piece ´a dry pita
I´ll be the S-L to the I-M S-H-A-D-Y
And I don´t need a tank top to be a wife beater
I´ll rip a tree out the ground
And flip it upside down
´Fore I turn over a new leaf, clown
I´ll tell ya now
I´m so raw I still need to un-thaw
You feel me, yall?
I shut the club down like Drake in the mall
But baby, a body like that´s against the law
You the baddest little chain with the blades I ever saw
Cold slaw containers, empty straw wrappers and all
You got more junk in your trunk than I do in my car
Now get up!

[Chorus]
Now you can do this on your own
But everyone knows that no one likes to be alone
So get on the floor and grab somebody!
Ain´t nothin´ but a White Trash Party!
So let´s have us a little bash
And if anyone asks
If there ain´t no one but us trash
You dunno, you better akse somebody
Cuz we´re havin´ a White Trash Party!