Merry swiftmas
by Evan Taubenfeld
lyricscopy.com
[Dear Santa, I don´t know if you´re listening,
But I´ve been pretty good this year.
And I don´t know if it matters that I celebrate Chanukah,
But I hope you get my wish]
Hey what do you know its time for Christmas
And I´ve been acting good all year
I never have been all that superstitious
But that don´t mean I hate reindeer
So Santa I don´t know if you´re listening,
I´m not quite sure how this works
I wanna good girl for hugging and kissing
and not a head case who only dates jerks
I don´t need more toys and shinny things,
I just want a blond who likes to sing
So don´t put a bow on a box,
theres no need to send Megan Fox
I don´t need a big mansion,
so lets nicks Scarlett Johansson
There´ll be tear drops on my guitar
if I end up with Amy Smart
So Santa for my gift, please send me Taylor Swift
So Santa when you come down the chimney
you can skip right pass the kitchen
I know you´re sick of all of the cookies,
so I got you Fearless Platinum Edition
And no one will mess with her when she´s mine
And Kanye will watch him mouth next time
So I´m gonna have to refuse,
if in comes Penelope Cruz
If she is a bad girl I´m sending her back
cause Lindsay Lohan is whack (just like crack)
I´d rather have Jason Mraz,
than be stuck with Cameron Diaz
So Santa for my gift, please send me Taylor Swift
I know her and I are gonna fit,
Taylor Taubenfeld has ring to it
I´d rather be hanging alone,
than making out with Emma Stone
Yeah I´d rather get a subpoena,
then kick it with Angelina
And yeah I´ll probably shed a few tears,
if you mess up and send Britney Spears
So Santa for my gift, please send me Taylor Swift
But I´ve been pretty good this year.
And I don´t know if it matters that I celebrate Chanukah,
But I hope you get my wish]
Hey what do you know its time for Christmas
And I´ve been acting good all year
I never have been all that superstitious
But that don´t mean I hate reindeer
So Santa I don´t know if you´re listening,
I´m not quite sure how this works
I wanna good girl for hugging and kissing
and not a head case who only dates jerks
I don´t need more toys and shinny things,
I just want a blond who likes to sing
So don´t put a bow on a box,
theres no need to send Megan Fox
I don´t need a big mansion,
so lets nicks Scarlett Johansson
There´ll be tear drops on my guitar
if I end up with Amy Smart
So Santa for my gift, please send me Taylor Swift
So Santa when you come down the chimney
you can skip right pass the kitchen
I know you´re sick of all of the cookies,
so I got you Fearless Platinum Edition
And no one will mess with her when she´s mine
And Kanye will watch him mouth next time
So I´m gonna have to refuse,
if in comes Penelope Cruz
If she is a bad girl I´m sending her back
cause Lindsay Lohan is whack (just like crack)
I´d rather have Jason Mraz,
than be stuck with Cameron Diaz
So Santa for my gift, please send me Taylor Swift
I know her and I are gonna fit,
Taylor Taubenfeld has ring to it
I´d rather be hanging alone,
than making out with Emma Stone
Yeah I´d rather get a subpoena,
then kick it with Angelina
And yeah I´ll probably shed a few tears,
if you mess up and send Britney Spears
So Santa for my gift, please send me Taylor Swift