Keep your elbows off the table
Look before you cross
Buckle up your seat belt
Parental discretion advised

So now keepin´ off the grass
Beware of the dog
A restricted area
Police will take notice

No no, I don´t wanna know
My ass from my elbow
No no, don´t wanna know
I don´t wanna know

Where there´s smoke there is fire
D-d-d-don´t be playin´ ball in the street
Yeah where there´s smoke, fire
What you sow is what you will reap

Slippery when wet
Skatin´ on thin ice
Caution fallin´ rocks
Give a hoot and don´t pollute

Well the Surgeon General´s warnin´
Don´t you drink and drive
Sayin´ no to drugs
Hazardous to your health

Out of reach from children
Fatal if you swallow
Keep away from heat
Pull in case of fire

No no, I don´t wanna know
My ass from my elbow
No no, don´t wanna know
I don´t wanna know

Where there´s smoke there is fire
D-d-d-don´t be playin´ ball in the street
Where there´s smoke, fire
What you sow is what you will reap

Where there´s smoke there is fire
D-d-d-don´t be playin´ ball in the street
Where there´s smoke there is fire
What you sow is what you will reap

There´s smoke, fire
Don´t be playin´ ball in the street
Where there´s smoke, fire
What you sow is what you will reap