Hurt feelings
by Flight Of The Conchords
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Some people say that rappers don´t have feelings
We have feelings, we have feelings
Some people say that we are not rappers
We´re rappers
That hurts our feelings
Hurts our feelings when you say we´re not rappers
Some people say that rappers are invincible
We´re vincible, we´re vincible
What you are about to hear are true stories
Real experiences, autobiographical raps
Things that happened to us, all true
Bring the rhyme
I make a meal for my friends, try to make it delicious
Try to keep it nutritious, create wonderful dishes
Not one of them thinks about the way I feel
Nobody compliments the meal
I got Hurt Feelings, I got Hurt Feelings
I feel like a prized asshole, no one even mentions my casserole
I got Hurt Feelings, I got Hurt Feelings
You could´ve said something nice about my profiteroles
Here´s a little story to bring a tear to your eye
I was shopping for a wetsuit to scuba dive
But every suit I tried is too big around the thighs
And the assistant suggested I try a ladies´ size
I got Hurt Feelings, I got Hurt Feelings
I´m not gonna wear a ladies´ wetsuit I´m a man
I got Hurt Feelings, I got Hurt Feelings
Get me a small man´s wetsuit please
It´s my birthday 2003, waitin´ for a call from my family
They forgot about me
I got Hurt Feelings, I got Hurt Feelings
The day after my birthday is not my birthday, mum
I call my friends and say let´s go into town
But they´re all too busy to go into town
So I go by myself, I go into town
Then I see all my friends they´re all in town
I got Hurt Feelings, I got Hurt Feelings
They´re all lined up to watch that movie ´ Maid in Manhattan´
Have you even been told that your ass is too big?
Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig?
Have you ever been told you´re mediocre in bed?
Have you ever been told you´ve got a weird shaped head?
Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away?
Once again, they forgot about J
Were you ever called homo ´cause at school you took drama?
Have you ever been told that you look like a llama?
Tears of a rapper, tears of a rapper
I´m crying tears of a rapper, tears of a rapper
We have feelings, we have feelings
Some people say that we are not rappers
We´re rappers
That hurts our feelings
Hurts our feelings when you say we´re not rappers
Some people say that rappers are invincible
We´re vincible, we´re vincible
What you are about to hear are true stories
Real experiences, autobiographical raps
Things that happened to us, all true
Bring the rhyme
I make a meal for my friends, try to make it delicious
Try to keep it nutritious, create wonderful dishes
Not one of them thinks about the way I feel
Nobody compliments the meal
I got Hurt Feelings, I got Hurt Feelings
I feel like a prized asshole, no one even mentions my casserole
I got Hurt Feelings, I got Hurt Feelings
You could´ve said something nice about my profiteroles
Here´s a little story to bring a tear to your eye
I was shopping for a wetsuit to scuba dive
But every suit I tried is too big around the thighs
And the assistant suggested I try a ladies´ size
I got Hurt Feelings, I got Hurt Feelings
I´m not gonna wear a ladies´ wetsuit I´m a man
I got Hurt Feelings, I got Hurt Feelings
Get me a small man´s wetsuit please
It´s my birthday 2003, waitin´ for a call from my family
They forgot about me
I got Hurt Feelings, I got Hurt Feelings
The day after my birthday is not my birthday, mum
I call my friends and say let´s go into town
But they´re all too busy to go into town
So I go by myself, I go into town
Then I see all my friends they´re all in town
I got Hurt Feelings, I got Hurt Feelings
They´re all lined up to watch that movie ´ Maid in Manhattan´
Have you even been told that your ass is too big?
Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig?
Have you ever been told you´re mediocre in bed?
Have you ever been told you´ve got a weird shaped head?
Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away?
Once again, they forgot about J
Were you ever called homo ´cause at school you took drama?
Have you ever been told that you look like a llama?
Tears of a rapper, tears of a rapper
I´m crying tears of a rapper, tears of a rapper