Long distance operator try another line,
There´s no reply on this one, what a waste of time!
She can´t be working, and she can´t be in her bed,
She can´t be home now, guess I´ll drop a line instead.

In my wild days I had a girl on every page,
Now some don´t want me and the others are engaged.
My little black book is about to bite the dust,
My telephone bell can´t ring through all that rust.

I gotta find a full time lover,
I gotta find a full time lover.
Now my one night stands are so hazy,
And my social life is so crazy.

Hey operator, one more call before I´m done,
Forget Yolanda, I know Zelda is the one.
Last time I saw her, she was moving to Hong Kong,
She said she´d love me - ´til the real thing comes along.

I gotta find a full time lover,
I gotta find a full time lover.
Now my one night stands are so hazy,
And my social life is so crazy.

If it wasn´t for me, my house would be deserted.
If it wasn´t for me, I would have someone to hold on to.

I gotta find a full time lover,
I gotta find a full time lover.

[Instrumental - Dave - Solo]

I gotta find a full time lover,
I gotta find a full time lover,
I gotta find a full time lover...