There´s a big dilemma
´Bout my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
There´s a big dilemma
´Bout my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
She used to knock me out
Until her face broke out

There´s a big dilemma
´Bout my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
There´s a big dilemma
´Bout my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
She was my steady date
Until she put on weight
[etc.]