Rael:

I wandered lonely as a cloud,
Till I came upon this dirty street.
I´ve never seen a stranger crowd;
Slubberdegullions on a squeaky feet,

Continually pacing,
With nonchalant embracing,
Each orifice disgracing
And one facing me moves to say "hellay".

His skin´s all covered in slimy lumps.
With lips that slide across each chin.
His twisted limbs like rubber stamps
Are waved in welcome say ´Please join in.´

My grip must be flipping,
Cos his handshake keeps slipping,
My hopes keep on dipping
And his lips keep on smiling all the time.

Slipperman:

"We like you, have tasted love.
Don´t be alarmed at what you see,
You yourself are just the same
As what you see in me."

Rael:

Me, like you? like that!

Slipperman:

"You better watch it son, your sentence has only just begun
You better run and join your brother John."

A VISIT TO THE DOKTOR

Slipperman:

"You´re in the colony of slippermen.
There´s no who? why? what? or when?

You get out if you´ve got the gripe
To see, Doktor Dyper, reformed sniper-
he´ll whip off your windscreenwiper

Rael:

John and I are able
To face the Doktor and his marble table.

The Doktor:

Understand Rael, it´s the end of your tail.

Rael:

"Don´t delay, dock the dick!"
I watch his countdown timer tick......

THE RAVEN

He places the number into a tube,
A yellow plastic "shoobedoobe".
It says: "Though your fingers may tickle
You´ll be safe in our pickle."
Suddenly, black cloud comes down from the sky.
It´s a supersize black bird that sure can fly.

The raven brings on darkness and night
He flies right down, gives me one hell of a fright.
He takes the tube right out of my hands
Man, I´ve got to find out where that black bird lands.

"Look here John, I´ve got to run
I need you now, you going to come?"
He says to me.

John:

"Now can´t you see
Where the raven flies there´s jeopardy.

We´ve been cured on the couch
Now you´re sick with your grouch.
I´ll not risk my honey pouch
Which my slouch will wear slung very low."

Rael:

He walks away and leaves me once again.
Even though I never learn,
I´d hoped he´d show just some concern.

I´m in agony of Slipperpain
I pray my undercarriage will sustain.
The chase is on, the pace is hot
But I´m running so very hard with everything I´ve got.
He leads me down an underpass
Though it narrows, he still flies very fast,
When the tunnel stops
I catch sight of the tube, just as it drops.
I´m on top of a bank, to steep to climb,
I see it hit the water, just in time,
to watch it float away.