Tina:
A buh-buh buh buh-buh

New Directions:
A buh-buh buh buh-buh

Tina:
You went to school to learn, girl
Things you never, never knew before

Kurt:
I got I before E except after C

Tina:
And why two plus two makes four
Now, now, now I´m gonna teach you (ND: Teach you, teach you)
All about love, dear, (ND: All about love)

Mike:
Sit yourself down, take a seat
All you gotta do is repeat after me

Tina avec les New Directions:
A B C, easy as one, two, three
Are simple as do re mi
A B C, one, two, three, baby, you and me girl
A B C, easy as one, two, three (Quinn: Ohhhh)
Are simple as do re mi
A B C, one, two, three, baby, you and me girl

Tina:
(New Directions): Come on, let me love you just a little bit
Come on, let me love you just a little bit
(New Directions: Teach, teach, sing it out): Come on, come one, come on
Let me show you what it´s all about

Quinn:
Reading and writing arithmetic
Are the branches of the learning tree

Mike:
But listen without the roots of love let me tell you, girl

Kurt:
Your education ain´t complete

Tina:
T-t-t-teacher´s gonna show you, (ND: show you, show you)
How to get an A, (New Directions: Nah nah nah nah naah)

Mike:
Spell me, you, add the two
Listen to me baby, that´s all you gotta do

Tina avec les New Directions:
A B C is easy as one, two, three
Are simple as do re mi
A B C, one, two, three, baby, you and me girl
A B C is easy as like counting up to three (Quinn:​ Ohhhh)
Sing a simple melody
That´s how easy love can be
Sing a simple melody (New Directions: That´s how easy love can be)
One, two, three, you and me

Kurt:
Sit down girl I think I love you

Mike:
No, get up girl show me what you can do!

Tina avec les New Directions:
Shake it, shake it, baby, (Mike: come on now)
Shake it, shake it, baby, (Kurt: ooh-ooh)
One, two, three baby oo
That´s how easy love can be
A B C is easy as like counting up to three (Quinn:​ Ohhhh)
Sing a simple melody
That´s how easy love can be

Mike:
Now I´m gonna teach you how to sing it out, sing it out
(Tina: Oh, oh, oh baby.)
Sing it out, sing it out, oh baby.

Tina avec les New Directions:
A B C is easy as like counting up to three (Quinn:​ Ohhhh)
Sing a simple melody
That´s how easy love can be

Mike:
Now I´m gonna teach you how to
Sing it out, sing it out, sing it out, sing it out

Tina avec les New Directions:
A B C is easy it´s like counting up to three