I got 36 expressions!
Sweet as pie to tough as leather
And that´s six expressions more than all them Barrymores put together.
Instead of just kicking me why don´t they give me a lift?
Well, it must be a plot!
´Cause their scared that I got...such a gift?
Well, I´m miffed

Cause I´m
The Greatest Star
I am by far!
But no one knows it--OY
They´re gonna hear a voice
A silver flute (ah ooh ah ooh)
They´ll cheer each toot
(Hey, that kid is terrific, mmm)
When I expose it
(Now can´t you see to look at me that)
I´m a natural Camille.
As Camille I just feel
I´ve so much to offer
(Hey, listen kid I know I´d be divine because)
I´m a natural cougher
(ahoo, aheh, ahay)
Some ain´t got it, not a lump
I´m a great big clump of talent
Laugh!
(ha ha ha ha)
They´ll bend in half
(Did you ever hear the story about the traveling salesman?)
A thousand jokes
(Stick around for the jokes!)
A thousand faces
I reiterate
When you´re gifted, then you´re gifted
These are facts
I´ve got no axe to grind
Hey, whaddaya blind?
In all of the world so far
I´m the greatest star

No autographs, please.
You think beautiful girls are gonna stay in style forever?
I should say not.
Any minute now they´re gonna be out.
Finished!
Then it´ll be my turn
hmph!

Who is the pip with pizzazz?
Who is all ginger and jazz?
Who is as glamourous as?
Who´s an american beauty rose?
With an american beauty NOSE!!!
And ten american beauty toes?
Eye on the target and wham
One shot. One gun shot and BAM!
Hey Mister Keeney!
Here I am!

I´m the greatest star
I am by far
But no one knows it
That´s why I was born
I´ll blow my horn
Till someone blows in
I gotta break the lights
Gotta flash of light
I´ll flicker then flare up!
All the world´s gonna stare up!
Looking down you´ll never see me,
Try the sky cause that´ll be me!

I can make ´em cry!
I can make ´em sigh!
Someday they´ll clamor for my drama
Have you guessed YET!
Who´s the best yet?
If you ain´t, I´ll tell you one more time
You´ll bet your last dime
In all of the world so far
I am the greatest, greatest
Staaaaaaar!