In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I´m out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose

Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flaming with a loser and the cruise control
Baby´s in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love seat

Someone keeps saying, I´m insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don´t believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve

So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Saving all your food stamps
And burning´ down the trailer park
Yo, cut it

Soy un perdedor
I´m a loser baby, so why don´t you kill me?
Soy un perdedor
I´m a loser baby, so why don´t you kill me?
Soy un perdedor
I´m a loser baby, so why don´t you kill me?

The forces of evil in a bozo nightmare
Banned all the music with a phony gas chamber
´Cause one´s got a weasel and the other´s got a flag
One´s on the pole, shove the other in a bag

With the re-run shows and the cocaine nose job
The daytime crap of the folksinger slop
He hung himself with a guitar string
I slap the turkey neck and it´s hanging´ from a pigeon wing

You can´t write if you can´t relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite
Who´s choking on the splinters

Soy un perdedor
I´m a loser baby, so why don´t you kill me?
Soy un perdedor
I´m a loser baby, so why don´t you kill me?
Soy, soy, soy

I´m a driver, I´m the winner
Things are gonna change, I can feel it

Soy un perdedor
I´m a loser baby, so why don´t you kill me?
Soy un perdedor
I´m a loser baby, so why don´t you kill me?

Soy un perdedor
I´m a loser baby, so why don´t you kill me?
Soy un perdedor
I´m a loser baby, so why don´t you kill me?