Ashley Lendzion:
1,2,3 and to the 4 if you love glee come
(Ashley Lendzion, Riki Lindhome and Heather Morris: Knock on my door)

Ain´t nuthin´ but a glee thang,
(Ashley Lendzion, Riki Lindhome and Heather Morris: Baby)
Matt Morrison´s abs drive me
(Ashley Lendzion, Riki Lindhome and Heather Morris: Crazy)

Tried to make him mine cops had to
(Ashley Lendzion, Riki Lindhome and Heather Morris: Tase me)

Undeniable, this ain´t gonna phase me

It´s a shame there´s only one Matt Morrison

Like the cloned sheep dolly I want more of him

If Matt Morrison were boss I´d work for him for free

Dropping all his calls like I´m AT&T

Now I´m Alfred Hitchcock, I´ll show up in your shot

Six times been escorted off the studio lot

Hot silly Mr. Morrison acting all aloof
He´s got no idea I´m serving warm milk and roofies

Cut off my wedding finger and sent it to Matt
He needs to put a ring on it and send it right back

Ashley Lendzion, Riki Lindhome and Heather Morris:
It´s like this not like that but like this and a
It´s like that kinda like this and like that and a
It´s like this and like that and like this and a

Ashley Lendzion:
Heather flip to the mic like a gymnast

Heather Morris:
Well I´m peepin´ and I´m creepin´ and I´m creepin´
Brought my Jane Lynch doll, by my side she be sleeping
Now this tapwork was all we fantasize
Of Snoop Dogg doing jazz even he won´t survive
Sh*t as I lay me tired eyes to the sleep
I pray for Naya Rivera as my
(Heather Morris and Naya Rivera: D-o double g)
Then we´ll get tats of the whole cast
(Heather Morris and Naya Rivera: Up our backs)
I´ll go then she´ll go, I´ll cage her like a monkey rat
To add to my collection
I collect some strands of Naya´s weave to floss my teeth just creep
Her and me like birds and bees

Sh*t I´m hooked like those phonics, g-l dizzle double e

Ashley Lendzion, Riki Lindhome, Heather Morris and Naya Rivera:
It´s like this no like that and like this and a
Okay like this no like this and like that and a it´s like this


Heather Morris:
Creamsicles are delicious!

So just chill, till the next episode

Riki Lindhome:

Yo! I got Monteith on my left, Agron on my right

And we´re gonna
(Ashley Lendzion, Riki Lindhome, Heather Morris: Mess sh*t up all night)

In the library we do a musical number

Then start a fight for no reason cause we feel so unencumbered

We don´t
(Ashley Lendzion, Riki Lindhome, Heather Morris: St-st-st-stutter)

Riki Lindhome:
Like we´re Jenna Ushkowitz
When we drench you in face with our slushie hits

We start throwing all the books and causing total mayhem

Make you lose your place cause we don´t give a da-mn

We do some sweet dance moves
Don´t try to diss them

Cause we´re harder than the Dewey decimal system

We feel freer than a credit report, singing Journey
And we
(Ashley Lendzion, Riki Lindhome, Heather Morris: Won´t stop believing)

Riki Lindhome:
Till we put you in a gurney

Yeah, you´re tryna focus and you want us to go soon

But we´re like
(Ashley Lendzion, Riki Lindhome, Heather Morris: Steven Seagal)

Riki Lindhome:
With a show tune

If you try to stop us from doing a reprise

I´ll tell you want you can do with your late fees

Ashley Lendzion, Riki Lindhome, Heather Morris:
It´s like this not like that it´s like this and a
It´s like that not like this and like that and a
It´s like this


Riki Lindhome:
F**k you gossip girl!


Ashley Lendzion, Riki Lindhome, Heather Morris:
So just chill till the next episode!
(Whispered: Of GLEE!)