Is this the in place to be?
What am I doing here?
Watching the girls go by
Spending money on...

Sleep all day
It´s the only way
I´m a parasite
I creep about at night

Night club, is this the in place to be?
Night club, what am I doing here?
Night club, watching the girls go by
Spending money on...

Hey, hey, I don´t work
´Cause I don´t have to
I don´t have to work
There´s no, no work to do

Night club, I´m a member of the night club
Night club, a fully paid up member of the night club

So I can´t dance in a club like this
all the girls are sluts
And the beer tastes just like piss

I´m a parasite
I creep about at night.
I´m a member of the night club
A fully paid up member of the night club

Night club, is this the in place to be?
Night club, what am I doing here?
Night club, watching the girls go by
Spending money on beer