Wayne Gretzky, the only man I´d have sex with
Wayne Gretzky, I´d be intimate with
Wayne Gretzky, I think he´s kinda sexy
Wayne Gretzky, I wonder what he looks like naked

I wonder what it would be like
To have sex with the Great One
I wonder what it would be like
To have sex with the league´s leading scorer

Wayne Gretzky, I know he´s a married man
But maybe, he´d be attracted to me
Darrin Pfeiffer, stupid American boy
Wayne Gretzky, very handsome Canadian man

I wonder what it would be like
To have sex with the Great One
I wonder what it would be like
To have sex with the league´s leading scorer

Yeah, I wonder what it would be like?
Ah, it´ll never happen, it´s just a pipe dream.
Wait a minute -- I´m not even gay, I´m married!
Pssh, whatever.

Wayne Gretzky
I love you Wayne Gretzky, yeah